Worst Band Name Ever
You can just see his dejection as he realizes he's the lead guitar in 'Hedgeclipper'
You can just see his dejection as he realizes he's the lead guitar in 'Hedgeclipper'
A hedge clipper or hedge trimmer is a gardening tool for trimming hedges or bushes. The implication is that motor driven hedge trimmers produce a bad, loud sound; maybe the sound of the band is even worse. Additionally, each member of the band has a haircut that resembles a trimmed hedge.
The title text suggests that they (or at least the lead guitarist) previously did not know their band's name. As he bemoans his apparent inability to choose a good band name, he probably sees the name 'Hedgeclipper' as the reason why the band has no audience.