Linguistics Degree
You'd think 'linguistics' would go to someone important in the field, but it's actually assigned to a random student in Ohio who barely graduated and then went into automotive marketing.
You'd think 'linguistics' would go to someone important in the field, but it's actually assigned to a random student in Ohio who barely graduated and then went into automotive marketing.
Hairbun hands Megan a linguistics degree, and informs her she is now "in charge of" the word 'bassoon.' Watching this, Ponytail and Cueball compare the words they were assigned when they got their linguistics degrees, 'jackalope' and 'slurp' respectively. Ponytail thinks bassoon is a cool word but thinks her own is better, whereas Cueball is not satisfied with his word. A bassoon is a woodwind musical instrument with a double reed, while a jackalope is a mythical creature, a jackrabbit crossed with an antelope. "Slurp" is an onomatopoeia associated with eating or drinking loudly.
It is never clarified what being "in charge of" a word entails. It could mean being in charge of keeping track of the word, or having actual authority over the use of the word, which is unlikely as normally language use cannot be dictated by a single person. Also, no specific university has control over all of linguistics as far as we know, so it would require every university capable of giving people linguistics degrees to co-operate, so nobody is assigned the same word. Any well-educated member of the linguistic community will know what is being suggested is impossible hence why they are the only ones aware of how important it is.
The title text merely furthers how seemingly random the entire situation is. The word "linguistics" was assigned to a "random student in Ohio who barely graduated and then went into automotive marketing", who we can assume isn't very important to the field of linguistics.[citation needed] But this means that no one is actually taking care of this important word, since it must be assumed that the student is no longer interested in linguistics.
The idea of individuals having a guardianship of an idea or concept has appeared in science fiction. For example, in Fahrenheit 451 characters have memorized books to save them from book-burning and... spoiler-stuff.
It also exists in reality. Members of the Royal Spanish Academy, the institution that defines the official dictionary of the Spanish language, are symbolically put in charge of one letter of the dictionary each to take care of it.